no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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