Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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