he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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