She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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