come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
the liver wants what the liver wants
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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