i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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