I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think your dad took our porno
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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