what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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