I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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