Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Let's get the cat blown out
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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