I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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