My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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