i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
as a side note pls kill me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Randomize
