Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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