Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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