There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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