RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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