Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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