Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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