There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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