i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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