You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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