i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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