I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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