Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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