you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.