She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The air was thick with penises
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.