I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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