do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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