Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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