Pregnant stripper...not hot.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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