are you still at the devil's house?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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