If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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