I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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