sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
