We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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