I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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