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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.

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• (310): View more from California

  I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here

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  Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..

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