My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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