But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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