I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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