Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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