wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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