i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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