All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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