my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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