kristin has been a bad kristin
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
it hurts more in the daytime
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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