He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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