How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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