Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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