I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize