I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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