Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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