Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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