I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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