he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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