The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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